In the year of 2099, humans managed to stop self-immolation in some way. The human genome has been sequenced for 96 years and the Dolly sheep has been cloned. Unfortunately, all sheep were extinct sometime in 2049. Human time has moved to the future, and it has returned to the latest version of the Super Bowl in time, because there is no Super Bowl in the future, and this is true throughout the United States. Football overspending. Artificial intelligence has been implemented, but it has quickly been abandoned because artificial intelligence robots begin to show human characteristics, such as being lazy, sleeping too much, asking for wages in other things, instead they think they will take over the world. Humans are still as close to developing nuclear fusion as 2016; this is not even very close. Although the car has started to run on the water, it is now becoming more expensive than gasoline.
After the successful colonization of Mars, the prisoners of this red planet are now asking the Earth authorities to interfere with the Earth in their daily affairs. After many protests, Apple finally agreed to bring back the earphone slot that it removed at the beginning of this century.
When humans dream of the future, look at its origins through some recipes, and how to create African tribes in the sixth issue of the "Genetic Alchemy Recipes" magazine:
Zulu warrior
Ingredients: E1b1a 55%, E2 21%, B 20%, A 3%, other 1%
How to use: In a medium-sized bowl, add 55% of E1b1a gene, 21% of E2, 20% of B, add a little A [about 3%] and mix well until you see spears and cockroaches! You just made a Zulu warrior.
Gnome hunter
Ingredients: B 56%, E1b1a 31%, A 4%, E2 4%, R1b 4%, other 1%
Direction: To create a dwarf hunter, you need to mix 56% of Gene B with 31% of E1b1a, add a small amount of A, E2 and R1b genes [about 4% each] and let stand for 5 minutes to reach equilibrium. If you can't get the correct percentage, go for a math degree. Preheat the oven and bake at 425 degrees Fahrenheit until golden brown. Congratulations! You just made a gnome hunter.
Bantu people:
Ingredients: E1b1a 60%, E2 14%, B 9%, E1b1b 8%, A 6%, other 3%
Direction: In order to make the Bantu people take a pan and dump about 60% of the E1b1a and 14% of the E2 gene remaining last night. Now pour 9% B and 8% of the E1b1b gene into the blender and mix until you can't find the difference. Pour the mixture into a pan and fry until medium brown. Be careful not to burn the same or risk the Bantu people. Finally, decorate it with about 6% of A and 3% of other genes. Hey! You have a Bantu.
Tuareg Fighter:
Composition: E1b1b 62%, E1b1a 24%, R1b 13%, other 1%
How to use: Take a salad bowl and cover the entire surface with 62% E1b1b gene. Now in a separate bowl, remove 24% of E1b1a, 13% of R1b and 1% of other genes and whipped them with plenty of water to make the perfect sauce. Now add this sauce to the salad bowl and stir until thoroughly mixed. Believe it or not, you have your personal figure Alegre fighters.
PS: If you are not sure of any measurements, feel free to use any of the Tuareg fighters you know for Facetime.
Hausa tribe:
Ingredients: R1b 40%, B 16%, A 13%, E1b1a 13%, E1b1b 4%, other 14%
Direction: Go to your backyard and start your barbecue last Christmas. Take a barbecue skewer and fill it with 40% R1b, 16% B, 13% A, 13% E1b1a, 4% Eibib and 14% other genes so you can get a very colorful mixture. Make sure you measure it completely correctly, otherwise Hausa will lack a leg. Place the skewer on the grill until it is completely grilled. Your husband/madam has a Hausa tribe.
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